[00:00.00]I Parted My Hair In The Middle - George Formby
[00:12.78]I used to be backward and shy
[00:16.40]For fast living I didn't care
[00:20.12]But now I'm a bit of a dog you can tell
[00:25.01]By the way that I've parted my hair
[00:28.36]They told me to lead a gay life
[00:31.65]A life that was dashing and free
[00:36.22]So I made up my mind I'd do something rash
[00:40.33]To show what a 'nut' I could be
[00:44.37]So I parted my hair in the middle
[00:48.25]In the middle in the middle
[00:52.93]Now when I leave my hotel
[00:56.93]Everyone follows me dogs as well
[01:01.10]If a girl gives to me the glad eye
[01:04.92]I smile and I say 'Diddle diddle'
[01:08.97]And I've smoked some brown paper without being ill
[01:13.48]Since I parted my hair in the middle
[01:50.09]Last night with a girl in the Strand
[01:53.90]I had an appointment and so
[01:57.79]As I'm just a little bit spoony on her
[02:01.82]In my Sunday best clothes I did go
[02:06.00]I got her a nice bunch of flowers
[02:10.28]From a dustbin just down a back street
[02:14.04]Then I stood in front of the looking glass there
[02:18.26]And to make my appearance complete
[02:22.55]I parted my hair in the middle
[02:26.45]In the middle in the middle
[02:31.29]Then I noticed out tomcat
[02:35.19]Washing his face on the front door mat
[02:39.46]He carefully curled his moustache
[02:43.29]And his left eye at me he did twiddle
[02:47.89]Then I knew he had got an appointment as well
[02:51.66]'Cos he parted his hair in the middle