One Night In Rio - Louie Austen (路易·奥斯汀)
One one night in Rio in Rio
Two two days in LA in LA
We had a short a short stop in Moscow
But there was no
No no time to stay
To stay to stay to stay to stay
To stay to stay to stay to stay
To stay to stay
We'll had to meet this promoter in New York
So we met at the Hilton Hotel at the lobby
We said we have to leave immediately to Germany
So we hired a cab
When I saw the cab I thought I'll faint
Because this little cab
Was jut a Mitsubishi a shifted car
I'm used to riding limousines
Luxury cars with all my stuff
A minimum one suitcase
Two pairs of shoes and three backup singers
I'm used to this I need this
Anyway this driver had no idea
How to get to the airport
Cause at the 14th street he took a left turn
Instead of a right turn
And I was really mad at him which us
Hey man we have to
To be at the airport in a few moments
So how hard can you do that
Cause the flight leaves to Berlin
One one fancy cocktail in the sky
Two two pieces of lemon
Three three crying babies next to me
And after four drinks
They wouldn't serve me no more
Well after flying for seven hours in economy class
I was really mad three crying babies
And no more liquor and no swich
So finally we arrived in Berlin
It was raining of course
So nobody's picking us up
So where the hell are these guys
But anyway so let's go get the luggage
And we went down and
There was no luggage there was no luggage
So I waited half an hour for my luggage
So I went down to the counter and said
Excuse me where is my luggage
We flew from New York to Berlin
So he looked into his computer and he said Sir
It's on the way to LA LA LA LA
I had one one one bedroom apartment
One bedroom apartment
There were two two things on my mind my mind
I want to go back back
Back to my luggage
I want to leave leave
Leave this place behind
Ok I'm sitting at the airplane to
Los Angeles to get my luggage back
It's quiet and next to me
There is a friendly guy from
Morocco or somewhere
So we talk
And I wanted to show him the pictures of my boat
And guess what
I find out
That I forgot my wallet in the apartment in Berlin
And here I am no cash
No credit cards
Not wearing a suit for four days
Suddenly the nice guy beside me jumps up
With a pistol in his hand
Runs to the cockpit and demands
That the pilot has to go to Rio de Janeiro
One just one night in Rio in Rio
Too too tired to complain buagh
Three three stamps in my passport
For you it might sound funny well
But I was in pain
All right after twenty six hours
We got rescued by the brazilian anti terror squad
Nice guys by the way
Later at the gate
I see this beautiful lady smiling at me
I go over there and talk to her
And she invites me to go to her house
Sounds like there's a chance to shave
And is one one night in Rio Rio
We had two two glass of champagne champagne
And after three three minutes of talking hahaha
We made love love
Again and again again again again
Again again again
Aagghh it's four o'clock in the morning
And I'm getting a little rest
You know what I'll say
Hah it was a rough night
My cell phone rings
It's my agent Steve
He's telling me he's waiting on my boat in Malibu
With all my luggage Thank God
Ready to go to Honolulu
I could dress go to the airport
Pick up my ticket
Because I have to go back back to LA
Alaxs
Alaxs
Real
Real
Alaxs
Alaxs
Real
Real
