UPSTAIRS ZOO (Shut Up or I'm Calling the Cops!) (Explicit)

Clink-clank clink-clank boom

Knock knock knock who is in the room

Skrrt skrrt rattle and roll

Boom bang losing control

Crash Bash smashing the floor

Ding-dong ringing the door

Tap tap rat-a-tat-tat

What the hell is even that

Yo upstairs neighbors can you chill with the fight

Throwing random heavy objects in the middle of the night

My ceiling is shaking dust falling on my bed

I have got a 100-pound dumbbell bouncing over my head

Just shut up Shut it up okay

I am trying to sleep but you are blasting Green Day

Crash snap splat splat splat

Whack bang thud what was that

Scratch screech rip it all down

Flip it drop it loudest in town

Boom bam rumbling deep

Clang clong I can not get no sleep

Drip drop flip-flop breaking the drywall

They are having a whole Royal Rumble in the hallway

Woof Meow Baaa Moo Quack

Emergency services what is your emergency

Yes My upstairs neighbor They are running a demolition derby over my bedroom

Sir is it a domestic dispute Are they throwing plates

Plates No They are throwing cows I swear they are running an illegal zoo up there A sheep just did a WWE body slam And a duck is screaming

Sir are you intoxicated

No I am sober And I called the cops

BANG SMASH BANG SMASH

Everything upstairs is going to crash

Rip it Tear it Snap Crackle Pop

Gonna call the landlord gonna call the cop

Clang clang Boom boom

Wee-woo wee-woo wee-woo wee-woo

Wee-woo wee-woo

Step out with your hands up