No Nose Job

Ruth, send in the next patient

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

People say,"Yo, Humpty, now that your records is selling

Ain't it about time for you to be bailing

Out, of the community and race that you come from?"

Yo, your face has got to change, son

Now that Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump

So, yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump."

Sit down

Wait a minute

Uh uh, no

Get in the chair

Listen

Now the Black girl wants to get her lip tucked

She says,"Doc, I want the slim lips

So I'm a slim figure."

The White girl says,"My hips are not big enough

And, yo, doc, inject the collagen to make my lips bigger."

All of these so-called 'celebrities'

Are selling millions of records

And claiming no responsibility

A young girl sees you on the TV show

She's only 6

Says,"mama, I don't like my nose"

Now, why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head

So you could get another gold waterbed?

You fake hair, contact wearing, liposuction carnival exhibit

Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it:

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

I smell the message from the tee vee

Does my Humpty nose deceive me?

Smells like"the Blacker the whacker"

Polly wants to be a cracker

If you let her

But it seems to me

The bigger the nose

The better

It says,"The Whiter, the righter"

Oh yeah, well that's tough

Sometimes I feel that I'm not Black enough

I'm high yellow

My nose is brown to perfection

And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction

So catch me on the beach

I'll be getting a tan

But make sure there's no mistake

Humpty Hump is from the Motherland

Laying in the sun

String bikini between the buns of two cuties

Still mackin'

There'll be no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Dody Oh Doh, there will be no nose job

Said dody oh do no nose job

Come on Humpty, let's get out of here

Hello, my name is Doctor Cook, I'll be handling your surgery today

Uh s-surgery? Ain’t no surgery, I said I don't want no surgery

Yeah, but you’re going to be a big star

Star? Look, I'm already a star

A huge star, kid

Yall don't understand, man

Big, really big. Get his legs...

I don't wanna... yo, put me down

Come on, don't worry about it. Don't worry about a thing. Calm down, you're going to be fine. Sedative. Scalpel. Knife. Gauze pads... and give me a little tape. Ok, you’ll be alright, don't worry about it...