Mr. So and So - The Julie Ruin
I jump out of my plane in a parachute
That says girls rule with a sleater kinney tee shirt on
And when I land you know I'm just gonna have to demand a booklist
Just you just write it out by hand
And make sure it tells me why feminism needs to exist
Take a picture with me
Oops I snuck kiss come on
It was just a joke
My girlfriend's a really big fan silence silence
I'll wear you like a shield to hide me
From what I really feel and criticism
By the way you play so good for a girl
And thanks for all you do pat pat on the head
Stand too close now go change the world
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
Mr. So and So
It's all just for show
Except his sweaty glow
Mr. So and So
I'll stand in the crowd with my hand in my coat
At like every single show
I just love girl bands how they take command
It's a turn on you don't need to know
Follow you down the street
To make my collection complete
And think it's all okay
I'll show your autograph
To my women's studies class
Without hearing what the teacher has to say
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
Mr. So and So
It's all just for show
Except his sweaty glow
Mr. So and So
Mr. So and So
Blowing smoke up your a** with
My backstage pass
Shy girlfriend in tow
Gonna ask you to play just a week and a day before my festival
Cause the bill is all guys and people wanna know why
And I need you for some press quotes
You'll be playing mid day on the dumpster stage
And on the fliers we'll make sure to misspell your name
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
Mr. So and So
