Wandering Eye - Devin Townsend Project
Written by：Devin Townsend
If the seeds that come for me are protecting your lie
Why fight just come towards with forces do it now
I crawl around ivory thrones and your wandering eye
Your wandering eye your wandering eye your
Oh sing it loud
Those wandering eyes are so weak so sing it
Oh sing it loud sing it loud sing it loud sing it loud
Ah oh no you've gone away you've gone away
Oh sing it loud sing it loud sing it loud
Ah oh no you've gone away
Fetid human release me
Not so fast we need to get a few things clear
We're going to need you to sign a truce this is our lawyer
Hello ziltoid this contract between us
You agree to join forces with the humans yes
You agree to not turn against the humans yes
At the end of the day forthwith and without prejudice yes
You relinquish your command over to captain spectacular OK
Very good sign here here and here
Okay thank you very much do you mind if
I use the bathroom for a moment
Not at all
Yes out in a jiffy
Silly humans they free me yet they do not real like
The depth of my evil yes I have something in mind
For them and the war princess
Captain spectacular frees ziltoid and an uneasy truce is born
The battle's about to begin the war about to commence
Preparations for the alliance are now underway
Ziltoid and the human army get their collective poop in a great big shiny group
The first order of business beat that war princess before
She begins stage three of her attack
Ziltoid knows of something even more powerful something
So crazy and dangerous no mere mortal dare utter the name of
Aloud unless they want their head to explode into tiny bulbous shards
But for the sake of your listening pleasure and today's story
We're just going to call it by the human translation her man the planet smasher
Now don't pull any fast ones ziltoid you need to get that weapon
Of yours down here
There's a lot riding on this trust I've got in you don't let me down
Aye aye captain poopypants don't worry I shan't let you down I'm on your side
Ziltoid is keeping to himself that he's only too aware of
The great danger of dealing with the planet smasher and just what it might bring
