[00:00.00]I Wish I Had A Date - Fishbone
[00:20.46]Well I wish I had a date
[00:22.65]So I wear my suit and tie
[00:24.98]Well I wish I had a date
[00:27.16]With a pretty girl in mind
[00:29.15]Well I'll take her out to dinner
[00:30.62]And I'll treat her real good
[00:31.86]I'll spend all my money on expensive food
[00:34.21]I show her off to all the rest of my friends
[00:36.49]I'm not good lookin' but at least she's a 10
[00:38.63]I won't pay attention while my buddies scam
[00:40.99]I'll be in love with a b**chin' bim
[00:43.33]You know I am but at least she'll pretend
[00:49.42]Well I wish I had a pretty face
[00:51.49]And a body for brawls and fights
[00:53.93]Well if I didn't have a chicken face
[00:56.24]I could mack 'em down the chicks at night
[00:58.49]Well we'll go out at night and she'll ignore me
[01:00.52]Just a little but not a lot
[01:02.91]And she'll go flirt with the tough guys
[01:05.35]And they'll fool around with her twat
[01:07.54]And for the moment that I have my back turned
[01:09.91]She's making out in the parking lot
[01:17.60]Well I wish I had a date
[01:20.23]With a lot of trust and devotion
[01:22.36]Well I wish I didn't have a chump
[01:24.60]Who liked to spread her legs like the ocean
[01:26.86]But if you know I had a date
[01:29.23]And she wouldn't play on me
[01:32.01]Cowwa cowwa bunga
[01:33.71]Yeah man real peachy
[01:45.52]Well I wish I had a date
[01:47.65]Well I wish I had a date
[01:49.93]Well I wish I had a date
[01:52.27]Well I wish I had a date
[01:54.45]Well I wish I had a date
[01:56.81]Well I wish I had a date