[00:00.94]The Talkin' Song Repair Blues - Ameritz Tribute Club (Ameritz翻唱俱乐部)
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[00:17.22]'N-He shook his head and said: "This ain't good;
[00:21.11]Your timin' belt's done shrunk one size too small;
[00:26.69]And those spark plug wires are a little too long
[00:29.39]Mechanic raised up from under my hood The
[00:30.25]And your main prodsponder's nearly gone;
[00:31.51]Your injector ports are stripped and that ain't all
[00:36.29] Your torque converter's runnin' low on torque
[00:38.36]And that water pump's nearly down a quart;
[00:41.00]We caught it all in time so you're in luck "
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[00:45.72]He said "I've got the time and I've got the parts
[00:48.20]Just give me the word and I'm ready to start;
[00:50.53]I think we can bring her in for-uh eight-hundred bucks
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[00:55.17]But don't be downhearted I can fix it for you sonny;
[00:59.78]It won't take too long it'll just take money "
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[01:07.92]Then he said "Aren't you that songwriter guy "
[01:10.49]'N-I said "Yes I am "
[01:11.78]He said "So am I "
[01:13.02]He set down and played me a song by the grease rack;
[01:17.83]When he finished singin' he gave me a smile
[01:19.91]And I closed my eyes and pondered a while;
[01:22.89]'N-he said "What do you think
[01:24.14]Now don't hold nothin' back "
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[01:27.12]Well I gave him my most sorrowful look
[01:29.47]And I said "This song's got a broken hook;
[01:31.97]'N-I can order you a new one from Nashville but it won't be cheap;
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[01:36.60]And I know you've been using a cut-rate thesaurus
[01:38.98]'Cause your adverbs have backed up into your chorus
[01:41.38]Now your verse is runnin' on verbs that are way too weak
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[01:46.21]But don't be downhearted I can fix it for you sonny;
[01:51.16]It won't take too long it'll just take money "
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[01:58.95]'N-I said "Hold on friend
[02:00.88]Now I'm not through;
[02:01.90]I hate to be the one to give you this news
[02:04.28]But your whole melodic structure's done worked itself loose;
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[02:08.62]It's got so many dotted eighth notes in it
[02:11.06]I'd keep her under fifty beats per minute;
[02:13.36]I mean that's just me talkin' it's really up to you
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[02:18.82] 'N you've got a bad safety problem
[02:20.30]With that dominant chord with the augmented fifth
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[02:23.25]Just see how dangerously high it raises you up;
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[02:27.66]So just go on over and work on my car
[02:30.27]And I'll sit here by the fan and chances are
[02:32.79]I can straighten this thing out for eight- uh nine-hundred bucks
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[02:39.69]But don't be downhearted I can fix it for you sonny;
[02:44.45]It won't take too long "
[02:50.96]You guessed it
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[02:54.33]It may be a hit
[02:56.82]I like it