时间：2011-11-25
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Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby
Now there's all sorts of
Medicines that you can buy
No matter what ailment you've got
But I know a special one you ought to try
You'll find it's the best of the lot
It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy
It's guaranteed never to fail
That's the stuff that will do the trick
It's sold at every chemist
For one and a kick
Now if you've got lumbago
Rheumatics or gout
Or a pain in your Robert E Lee
Don't kick up a shindy
You'll never get windy with
Auntie Maggies remedy
If you set your alarm clock
For eight in the morning
You're bound to wake up I'll agree
But I'll bet you by heaven
You'll wake up at seven
With my Auntie Maggies remedy
In a young ladys bedroom
I went by mistake
My intentions were honest you see
She shouted with laughter haha
I know what youre after
It's my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir
Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy
It's guaranteed never to fail
That's the stuff that will do the trick
It's sold at every chemist
For one and a kick
Now when the baby starts
Crying there's always a reason
And if you inspect him you'll see
The poor little chappy
Has covered his nappy
With Auntie Maggies remedy
Now I went to a doctor I wasnt too well
And he made me lie on the settee
He said there's trouble brewing
You've been overdoing
Your Auntie Maggies remedy
Now I know a girl who
Was putting on weight
In a spot where it just shouldn't be
So I said to Nellie
Now you rub your ankle with
Auntie Maggies remedy
