(There's a) Dogshit In My Garden - Shu-Bi-Dua
Written by：Shu-bi-dua
There is a dogshit in my garden
And when I cut my grass
The dogshit is no longer in my garden
It is a sitting on my foot sole
And smell like a doggies ass
And that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden
You can have women and cookies and a strawberry
But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's sh*t
Was it a fireman oh no
Was it a brandman oh no
Was it an ottoman oh no
Was it a Walkman oh no
Was it a superwoman oh no
Superwoman don't know how to sh*t
Was it a milkman oh no
Was it a Kellerman maybe
Was it a disserman no no no no no
Was it rabatman oh no
Was it a Doberman oh yeah
You can have women and cookies and a strawberry
But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's sh*t
You can have women and cookies and a strawberry
But there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's sh*t
