5 days on and 2 days off
9am already staring at the clock
5 days on and 2 days off
It goes round and round and it never stops
(Never stops)
You must think I'm a loser
You must think I'm a maniac
Well I'm not here to amuse ya
I'm just here to get paid, to get wages
Then I'm on my way
They've got us 5 days on and 2 days off
Counting down the days until my head goes pop
They've got us 5 days on and 2 days off
Round and round and never stops
Well are you working hard
Or are you hardly working
Well I find it hard
When the boss man's lurking
He's stood smirking
I'm still working here
You must think that I'm crazy
Not much of a brainiac
But don't you dare call me lazy
I've got a plan of attack to enact so that I won't come back
They've got you 5 days on and 2 days off
Counting down the days until your heart just stops
5 days on and 2 days off
Round and round and it never stops
Well are you working hard
Or are you hardly working
Well I find it hard
When the boss man's lurking
He's stood smirking
I'm still working here
Well I've been having some thoughts
And I've been doing some thinking
Well you can cut out the **s
And you can stop the drinking
But the one thing that'll dig your grave
Leave you standing in the rain
Is pressure building up inside your brain
Well I'm sorry I've got no advice
I'll see you when I'm done at 5
Well are you working hard
Or are you hardly working
Well I find it hard
When the boss man's lurking
He's stood smirking
I'm still working here
