时间：2007-05-18
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Officer：So you want to be a fighter pilot
O：And why particularly the Starfighter
This magnificent engine of steal and gleam
O：That's very poetic Please continue
R：This aerocynamic Delilah Its uptilted wings and sidewinder rockets
Its clear curving cockpit cover
The whirling of dials and needles
The illustrious uniform of the Federal German Airforce
The click of the heels in salute
The flare of the jacket the wide long skirted hang of it
And oh the low shiny peak of the cap
O：I think that's enough
A young and dashing life gone up in flames Blonde maidens weeping
To die for one's country
To set forth in a silver lance too joust with the forces of darkness
R：It would be an honour to crash in such a plane
O：To be mangled and scorched
R：To be hideously mutilated beyond the recognition of one's own mother
O：Is that makeup you're wearing
O：Makeup Makeup You know it's what the ladies wear
O：Well what's that black stuff around your eyes Is that mascara
It is mascara But only a little bit
O：What on Earth for
O：Your mother
R：You see my mother was the first woman to fly the Atlantic in a
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Gaseo Glider
O：A Gaseo Glider
R：A machine of my father's invention
You see he was too much of a professional aeronautical inventor
To actually fly it himself
So my mother took it and tried to fly it singlehanded across the Atlantic
O：And what happened
R：She she crashed Spun down into the sea and was never seen again
They found only her false eyelashes floating
And so you see ever since I have worn mascara in her sacred memory
O：I see
R：Well sir Do I get a plane
O：In view of the confessions you have just made
Which must have taken a great deal of courage
I consider you an ideal type for the job
There's a plane for you waiting on the runway
The sergeant will give you an instruction manual on the way out
Oh and by the way eh Von Trippenhoff
R：Sir
O：Don't let the CO catch you wearing makeup on duty
At least not in uniform understand
R：But Sir
