[01:24.235] 艺术家敲⻔砖

[01:24.737] 采样⾃电影《不成问题的问题》

[01:25.488] “诶 诶呦 诶 诶”
[01:27.244] “先⽣ 你是？”
[01:33.012] “奥，您是画家吧？”
[01:38.531] “啊？”
[01:40.287] “我是说..您是不是画家？”
[01:44.804] “奥，呃我是画家，⽽且我还是⼀名全能的艺术家”
[01:53.833] ”哎呦，幸会”
[01:57.594] “您真是我的知⼰”
[02:00.103] “只要您经常说我是艺术家，我就有了⽣命⼒”
[02:04.116] “正所谓，⽣我者⽗⺟，知我者…”
[02:09.886] “你是？”
[02:11.640] “啊我叫丁务员负责这座农场”
[02:15.401] “您贵姓啊”
[02:16.907] “我叫秦妙斋”
[02:19.918] “艺术家秦妙斋”
[02:22.927] “这个艺术家和啊要秦妙斋⼀起喊出来”
[02:26.440] “⼀分开，艺术家和我，就都不存在了”
[02:29.700] “诶 奥”
[02:40.237] “您墙上的这些字画啊 太腐朽”
[02:45.001] “奥”
[02:45.753] “没关系 我给您画”
[02:49.763] “我给您画那碧绿的江”
[02:52.519] “奥”
[02:53.270] “赭⾊的⼭”
[02:54.273] “奥”
[02:55.025] “红⾊的茶花”
[02:58.785] “雪⽩的⼤鸭”
[03:01.043] “我给您沏茶”
[03:03.050] “这还不算完”
[03:05.309] “我要成⽴⼀个真正的艺术团体”
[03:08.319] “⼀同主张…主张”
[03:11.078] “清⾼派！”
[03:15.591] “啊 清⾼派艺术”
[03:17.346] “暂时先⽤这个名字”
[03:19.601] “我想您必赞同”
[03:22.610] “如果您同意的话…我就推荐您当我们的会⻓”
[03:29.885] “我们就在这⾥”
[03:30.888] “作诗、置愿、写⽂章”
[03:33.397] “啊在这⾥”
[03:35.403] “就在这⾥”
[03:37.663] “……”