[00:00.00]Drunk Uncle Pete - Methods of Mayhem
[00:15.50]Take your Christmas lights down you lazy bum
[00:17.99]I look across the street and i see your wreath
[00:20.98]It reminds me of my old drunk uncle Pete
[00:26.05]Take the lampshade off you're not funny
[00:28.75]Barf up some turkey from your drunk yummy tummy
[00:31.42]Try to play poker but you can't read the cards
[00:33.98]Lying cheating stealing brains working too hard
[00:36.52]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet
[00:41.43]He's whiskey he's a shot glass
[00:43.35]He's a forty ounce he's family that's right
[00:47.11]Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door
[00:51.95]He is this mumbling and a stumbling his family
[00:56.28]Drunk Uncle Pete
[00:58.18]Yeah yeah yeah drunk Uncle Pete
[01:02.90]Christmas in the park getting drunk after dark
[01:05.31]Fourth of July is a pause for the cause
[01:07.79]Halloween spooky day Jack Daniel's ok
[01:10.48]Valentines chocolate nice and early times
[01:13.42]St Pats day that's ok
[01:15.57]First of June drunk again not a holiday
[01:18.22]Lost a finger lost a limb
[01:19.59]Wasn't in the war let's drink some more
[01:23.74]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet
[01:28.33]He's whiskey he's a shot glass
[01:30.36]He's a forty ounce he's family that's right
[01:34.14]Drunk drink Pete dirved his new car
[01:38.78]Do you why now get pay now
[01:40.70]How to jea now his family
[02:05.51]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet
[02:10.57]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet
[02:15.32]Your whiskey your a shot glass
[02:17.29]Your a forty ounce your family that's right
[02:20.85]Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door
[02:25.75]He is mumbling and a stumbling his family
[02:30.15]Drunk Uncle Pete
[02:35.79]Drunk Uncle Pete
[02:37.40]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah