[00:00.00]Dearly Beloved (Explicit) - Two Strangers (Carry A Cake Across New York)/Sam Tutty/Dujonna Gift
[00:02.16]Composed by：Jim Barne/Kit Buchan
[00:03.02]And this may not be our wedding like the one we had in mind
[00:07.66]But it's still a celebration of its own special kind
[00:16.46]Sit your ass down
[00:18.25]We've got noodles
[00:20.44]We've got beers
[00:21.40]Ignore him
[00:22.54]We've got Chinese cover versions of the hits of Britney Spears
[00:26.84]Here's a steeple
[00:28.95]Here's the band
[00:31.06]Here's a crowd of hungry people who don't really understand
[00:35.69]And who's that coming down the aisle?
[00:40.00]A satin veil across her winsome smile
[00:45.04]Ladies and Gentlemen the bride
[00:50.76]Dearly beloved we are gathered here tonight
[00:56.13]Before this gorgeous congregation
[00:59.62]That's good yes work the room
[01:01.41]The sweetcorn soup is free here
[01:04.19]I'm glad you all could be here for this spectacular occasion
[01:12.48]We got dim sum
[01:14.43]We got booze
[01:16.57]We got 1960's carpet and it's sticking to my shoes
[01:20.95]We got pictures
[01:23.02]Hung with pride
[01:25.29]Of celebrities who ate here and have subsequently died
[01:29.48]We got moonlight
[01:30.57]We got strip lights
[01:31.74]We got cash
[01:32.47]Do you have cash?
[01:33.81]We got something borrowed something blue and all that other trash
[01:37.77]We got chow mein
[01:38.86]We got chow mein we got champagne
[01:40.96]That's not champagne
[01:42.45]We got 70 bewildered people who I'm never gonna see again
[01:47.01]And who's that preaching from the stand?
[01:51.13]With a Bible and some chopsticks in his hand
[01:54.81]Good evening reverend
[01:56.44]Dearly beloved we are gathered here today
[01:59.87]No don't make him Irish it's too obvious
[02:02.56]Make him like Greek
[02:04.44]GreeK?
[02:05.00]Right
[02:07.91]Dearly beloved would you kindly settle down
[02:12.04]Can someone wake up uncle Trevor
[02:16.39]If there is some objection
[02:18.41]To this divine connection
[02:20.50]Speak now or hold your peace forever
[02:26.01]If anyone knows of any just cause why
[02:28.72]I object
[02:31.75]On what grounds?
[02:33.23]They hardly know each other
[02:36.65]To the pure and heart all things are pure
[02:39.62]The groom is the brides nephew
[02:45.48]God is forgiving
[02:48.14]We got sweets
[02:49.11]We got sour
[02:50.23]We got spice
[02:50.92]Can I get some ice?
[02:52.38]We got every lasting happiness and it comes with a side of rice
[02:56.31]We got spring rolls
[02:57.44]We got spring rolls
[02:58.48]We got roast duck
[02:59.50]We got roast duck
[03:01.45]We didn't go to the wedding and we don't give a fuck
[03:04.90]Don't give a fuck
[03:06.16]Dearly beloved
[03:07.59]Dearly beloved
[03:08.14]We are gathered here today
[03:09.92]We are gathered here tonight
[03:11.51]With all these witnesses before us
[03:16.84]I see their smiling faces flicker in the light
[03:20.11]I see their hopes and dreams unite
[03:22.20]I see them trying to ignore us
[03:26.80]And this may not be the greatest wedding money can provide
[03:32.06]But I've got this tiny cookie with a secret wrapped inside