ARSEHOLES BASTARDS F**KING CUNTS AND PRICKS
Aerosol
The bricks
A lawless brat from a council flat
Oh oh
A little bit of this and a little bit of that
Oh
Dirty tricks
From the Mile End Road
To the Matchstick Beacontree
Pulling strokes and taking liberties
She liked it best when she went up west
Oh oh
You can go to hell with your well well well
Oh oh
Who said good things always come in threes
Reds and yellows purples blues and greens
She turned the corner before she turned fifteen
She got into a mess on the NHS oh oh
It runs down your arms and settles in your palms
Oh oh
Keep your eyeballs white and keep your needle clean
Plaistow Patricia Plaistow Patricia
Plaistow Patricia Plaistow Patricia
Her tits had dropped her arse was getting spread
She lost some teeth she nearly lost the thread
And then she did some smack with a Chinese chap
An affair began with Charlie Chan
Oh oh
Well that was just before she really lost her head
Now she owns a showroom down the Mile End Road
And her outer garments are the latest mode
And there's a Siamese cat in the council flat
Oh oh
The finest grains for my lady's veins oh oh
And when it gets out of order
She goes away for a bit
Plaistow Patricia Plaistow Patricia
Plaistow Patricia Plaistow Patricia
Oh
Go on girl
Plaistow Patricia (Live) - Ian Dury
