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Mr. Booze (Explicit) - avocet's files
Lyrics by:Chris Hanson
Composed by:Chris Hanson
Mr Booze
Mr Booze
Mr Booze
Mr B Double O Z E
That sure spells booze
You will wind up wearing tattered shoes
If you mess with Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr B-Double O-Z-E
If you been so stiff they thought you died
You'll feel better once you've testified
Testify
Oh yeah
Testify
I wanna testify I wanna testify
Well then cleanse yourself my son cleanse yourself
One time I took a library book out and
I fells asleep reading it
And I left it under the bed I forgot about it
For three and a half years I was gonna take it back
On Amnesty Day but on Amnesty Day I had a sip of Rosé wine
And I never made it out of the house
Who's to blame?
Who's to blame?
What's his name?
We know his name his name is
Mr Booze
Mr Booze
Mr B-Double O-Z-E don't ever choose
Any game you play with him you'll lose
So don't mess with Mr Booze
If your head feels like it's two miles wide
Two miles wide
You'll feel better once you've testified
Testified
Oh yeah
Testify
I wanna testify I wanna testify
Well come forward dear brother and testify
I used to be a soda pop guy
Then I switched to the bottle
Now I don't leave my couch and
I've seen every movie ever
You name a movie I've seen it
Meet Dave
Seen it
The Eiger Sanction
Seen it
Donovan's Reef
Seen it
License to Drive
Definitely seen it
That's a shame
What a shame
Who's to blame
For Corey Haim?
His name is
Mr Booze
Mr Booze
Mr B-Double O-Z-E you must refuse
You'll make the obituary news
If you mess with Mr Booze
If you've been so stiff they'd thought you died
You'll feel better once you've testified
Testify
Testify
This man wants to testify
Very well my brother
Let us lead him on the path of righteousness
This poor gentleman used to speak in long eloquent sentences
But after years of drinking he can only speak in short choppy utterances
Why at one time if you asked him who his favorite musicians were
He'd say Leonard Bernstein Johann Sebastian Bach and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
But thanks to that old devil hooch it's all changed
Who's your favorite musician Ollie?
Sir
Ollie Williams Cher
Now alcohol makes a big man small
And can lead to a life of crime
Yeah
Demon rum makes a gent a bum
And cash in before your time
Yeah
Bootleg gin puts you in a spin
Till you don't even know your name
Yeah
You're a basket case flat on your face
And there's only one guy to blame
Mr B-Double O-Z-E
Mr Booze
Mr Booze
Mr B-Double O-Z-E
Don't ever choose
You will wind up wearing tattered shoes
If you mess with Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr Booze
Oh Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr Booze
Oh Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr Booze
Don't mess with B-Double O-Z-E
'Cause that spells booze
And your gonna lose with Mr Booze
Oh yeah
Don't mess around with Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr Booze
That's what he said now
Don't mess with Mr Booze
Oh Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr Booze
Don't mess with Mr
Don't mess with Mr
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh Mr Booze
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah