Bitter Clingerzz

Why don't we say it 'fingerrz'

Like other words like that?

the greasy glottal

On the g

When others like it lay flat?

Like they got taken to

By some alphabat

Swinging ringer

Some bitter clinger

With an appetite for claptrap?

Someone sort it

Bring us fields of level

Play

Replace the rover with a winger

like all the singing

Sounds the same

Like there’s a demon

Ringing

Bells inside your skull

Till you're insane

Bitter ringing in your brain

The time is ripe

Hark the harbingeerrrrz

all good fellowzz

Do not linggeerrz

While you're at it

Imprison all the chingerrrz do

Or pretty soon there’ll be nothing left to cling to

For all you

Bitter clingerzz

Marry principal

Lower your ring upon its fingeerrz

there it is!

Now clench and pray

It doesn’t make a fist

Oh the shrieking in the mist

of Pestilential Mire bringerrrz

Presidential plague slingerzz

Bitter clingerzz

Bitter clingerzz

Bitter clingerzz

Why don't we say it finggeerrzz

Like other words like that?

the greasy glottal

On the g

When others like it lay flat?

Cos it's a finger and it's permanently raised

Are you so dumb you confused it for a thumb?