Santa Claus Is Watching You - Ray Stevens
Now you children better watch your ps and qs
A hang up your clothes and clean up your room
A do everythin' you're supposed to do
'Cause santy claus is watching you he's everywhere he's everywhere
Well every christmas eve
He climbs on his sleigh full of toys
And spreads christmas cheer
To all good little girls and boys
And santy claus say on dasher and dancer and prancer
And vixen and comet and cupid and donner and blitzen
And bruce and marvin
Say where's rudolph
Say well say he dislocated his hip in a twist
Contest and he's all stowed up in the hospital yeah
So we got a swingin' replacement say we got the
Fastest steed from the sands of the arabian desert baby
Say we got Clyde the camel
And then he say on Clyde on you big camel
And Clyde say
Which is camel for don't bug me man say I'm
Pullin' this sled fast as I can
Now you chil'ren better be good
And act like all good children should
Be careful what you say and do
'Cause santy claus is watching you
He's everywhere he's everywhere
Say what have you got in your big bag for
All the kiddies this year santa hmmm
Say I've got apples 'n' oranges hundred 'n' seventy ponies
Three thousand sets of drums seven thousand comic books and
A do it yourself guitar course complete with a
Eight by ten color photo of bodiddley suitable
For framin' yes
And here explain is global side
On dasher and dancer and prancer
And vixen and comet and cupid and donner and blitzen
And bruce and marvin
And Clyde say
Which is camel for Merry Christmas everybody
On Clyde on
You big camel