[00:00.00]Christmas At Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:31.90]It's Christmas at ground zero
[00:34.82]There's music in the air
[00:38.26]The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
[00:41.33]While the air raid sirens blare
[00:44.44]It's Christmas at ground zero
[00:47.56]The button has been pressed
[00:50.97]The radio just let us know that this is not a test
[00:57.58]Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
[01:00.70]It's the end of all humanity
[01:03.77]No more time for last minute shopping
[01:06.82]It's time to meet your final destiny
[01:09.75]It's Christmas at ground zero
[01:12.99]There's panic in the crowd
[01:16.18]We can trim the tree while we dodge debris
[01:19.55]Underneath the mushroom cloud
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[01:48.45]You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
[01:51.57]Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
[01:54.69]But if someone's climbing down your chimney
[01:57.76]You better load your gun and shoot to kill
[02:00.69]It's Christmas at ground zero
[02:03.69]And if the radiation level's OK
[02:07.05]I'll go out with you and see all the new
[02:10.31]Mutations on New Year's Day
[02:13.38]It's Christmas at ground zero
[02:16.50]Just seconds left to go
[02:19.62]I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
[02:23.30]Underneath the mistletoe
[02:24.12]It's Christmas at ground zero
[02:29.19]Now the missiles are on their way
[02:32.50]What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
[02:35.80]On this jolly holiday
[02:38.86]What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
[02:42.12]On this jolly holiday