If I Only Had A Brain (Extended Version) - Ray Bolger/Judy Garland
I could while away the hours conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
My thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
Oh I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nothing my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
Gosh it would be awful pleasin'
To reason out the reason
For things I can't explain
Then perhaps I'll deserva ya
And be even worthy 'erv ya
If I only had a brain
