Well I told my wife we had to get control
Of the finances in our household
We had to sit down and make a budget we could live by
I said “We’ll list our income and all our bills
So get the bills honey if you will
She got ‘em and stacked ‘em on the table three piles high
Now I work two jobs and my wife cleans homes
And our daughter baby sits and our son mows lawns
But that budget wouldn’t balance no matter how we tried
So I said “Let’s do what the government does,
It works for them it might work for us”
So I forgot my ethics and morals and swallowed my pride
We took out every credit card we could get
And loaded ‘em up with the maximum debt
Borrowed from friends and family
And even took out loans overseas
I borrowed at work, had credit at the store
Till folks just wouldn’t give us credit anymore
And I said “Honey, the next step is clear to me.”
Now we got money, Obama money
Yeah, we’re printin’ it in the basement
Just as fast as we can
We’re makin’ money, Obama money
Yeah, we’re livin the Obama budget plan
Well we didn’t use the money to reduce our debt
There was a whole bunch of things we still wanted to get
Now that we had more money than ever before
So we built a deck and a patio
Put in a pool, bought a second home
And took all our friends on vacation to Costa Del Sol cause
Cause we got money, Obama money
Yeah, we’re printin’ it in the basement
Just as fast as we can
We’re makin’ money, Obama money
Yeah, we’re livin the Obama budget plan
Budget ceiling credit score
Don’t worry bout that I’ll just print more
Of that money, Obama money
Hey honey, make a run to office depot, I need more paper
And hurry back, I gotta pick up my new Cadillac this afternoon
I’m printin’ you up a little surprise birthday stimulus package too
Boy I sure hope them spoil sport Republicans and Tea Party folks don’t screw this up
Once you renounce any sense of decency it gets easier and easier
You know I think I’ll just buy Boardwalk and Park Place
Hey, I wonder how much they want for that General Motors company there?
