Hours and Hours

Me and my friends go out for drinks and then

Some old celebrity comes walkin' in

Next thing you know

I'm talkin' to him

He invites me to some party he's havin'

I tell my friends and they just laugh at me

They say

"It ain't gon' be what you think it is

You think he's just gon' have some tea

But it's gon' be some big ol' orgy"

Yeah

We'll talk for hours and hours about absolutely nothin'

And then we'll say goodbye

"Let's do this again some time"

The women at the table gettin' bored with me

They say

"There's a couple things that you should know about celebrities

They've got these secret clubs that aren't in your local scene

And they're part of the I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-T-I"

And I say

"That sounds just like you girls to say that

Some man don't text you back

So you make up a story for it

And now you think this man is gonna take me home and take off his clothes

And I'm gonna sell my soul and then we're gonna--

Talk for hours and hours about absolutely nothin'

And then we'll say goodbye

"Let's do this again some time"

The women at the table gettin' bored with me

They say

"There's a couple things that you should know about celebrities

They've got these secret clubs that aren't in your local scene

And they're part of the I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-T-I"

And I say

"That sounds just like you girls to say that

Some man don't text you back

So you make up a story for it

And now you think this man is gonna take me home and take off his clothes

And I'm gonna sell my soul and then we're gonna--

Talk for hours and hours about absolutely nothin'

And then we'll say goodbye

"Let's do this again some time"