Behold the way our fine feathered friend his virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not my dim-witted friend the picture thou hast made
Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair conceal thy good intent
Thou noble upright truthful sincere and slightly d**ey gent
You're my funny valentine sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable unphotographable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak are you smart
But don't change a hair for me not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay each day is valentine's day
Is your figure less than Greek Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak are you smart
But don't change a hair for me not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay each day is valentine's day
