[00:05.82]Don't shake hands with an octopus
[00:08.34]If you haven't got time to lose
[00:11.37]When you shake hands with an octopus
[00:13.80]You never know which hand to choose
[00:16.95]The one in the middle or the one on the left
[00:19.50]Or the second one from the right
[00:22.41]If you shake hands of with bye chance
[00:25.08]You'll find it could take all night
[00:28.26]Don't shake hands with an octopus
[00:30.81]Is my advice to you
[00:33.99]Don't shake hands with an octopus
[00:36.63]Just say how do you do
[00:43.44]If you want to know I'll tell you how
[00:46.14]Just take off your hat and bow but
[00:49.47]Don't shake hands with an octopus
[00:51.90]If you haven't got time to lose
[00:54.90]When you shake hands with an octopus
[00:57.24]You never know which hand to choose
[01:00.48]The one in the middle or the one on the left
[01:03.03]Or the second one from the right
[01:05.85]If you shake hands of with bye chance
[01:08.64]You'll find it could take all night
[01:11.79]Don't shake hands with an octopus
[01:14.37]Is my advice to you
[01:17.52]Don't shake hands with an octopus
[01:20.22]Just say how do you do