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Retail Holiday (Demo) - Signs of Progress
Lyrics by:Sage Viscovi
Composed by:Trent Fraley/Justin Burger/Jarred McKinney
November 1st comes and everybody loses their minds
Nothing else matters because soon it will be Christmas time
But all these jingle bells are my personal hell
I'm not so jolly knowing the world is under this retail spell
If there's one thing on my list this year
I wish Santa would just disappear
Call me frosty 'cause I'm cold as ice
I'll say these words so read them twice
I'd rather be naughty than nice
I'll hide that gaudy mistletoe
Beneath a pile of dirty snow
My one true wish is and I quote
Take this holiday and shove it down your throat
Go back to the north pole with that so-called cheer
I won't be celebrating until winter's here
I'm working overtime because the store's open all night
Assembly-lining shopping bags of gifts until daylight
If there's one thing on my list this year
I wish Black Friday would disappear
Half of what you buy just gets returned
Of course that's none of your concern
But just like coal I hope you burn
I'll hide that gaudy mistletoe
Beneath a pile of dirty snow
My one true wish is and I quote
Sing your carols and recite them 'til you croak
Once December's here that's when I come alive
And I'll dress up the tree before 1225
But let me enjoy other holidays first
Before making Noel your complete universe
I'd rather be naughty than nice
I'll hide that gaudy mistletoe
Beneath a pile of dirty snow
My one true wish is and I quote
Quit crusading X-mas 'til we all go broke
Go back to the north pole with that so-called cheer
I won't be celebrating until winter's here