Retail Holiday (Demo)-Signs of Progress

Retail Holiday (Demo)

时间:2021-12-16

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Retail Holiday (Demo) - Signs of Progress

Lyrics by:Sage Viscovi

Composed by:Trent Fraley/Justin Burger/Jarred McKinney

November 1st comes and everybody loses their minds

Nothing else matters because soon it will be Christmas time

But all these jingle bells are my personal hell

I'm not so jolly knowing the world is under this retail spell

If there's one thing on my list this year

I wish Santa would just disappear

Call me frosty 'cause I'm cold as ice

I'll say these words so read them twice

I'd rather be naughty than nice

I'll hide that gaudy mistletoe

Beneath a pile of dirty snow

My one true wish is and I quote

Take this holiday and shove it down your throat

Go back to the north pole with that so-called cheer

I won't be celebrating until winter's here

I'm working overtime because the store's open all night

Assembly-lining shopping bags of gifts until daylight

If there's one thing on my list this year

I wish Black Friday would disappear

Half of what you buy just gets returned

Of course that's none of your concern

But just like coal I hope you burn

I'll hide that gaudy mistletoe

Beneath a pile of dirty snow

My one true wish is and I quote

Sing your carols and recite them 'til you croak

Once December's here that's when I come alive

And I'll dress up the tree before 1225

But let me enjoy other holidays first

Before making Noel your complete universe

I'd rather be naughty than nice

I'll hide that gaudy mistletoe

Beneath a pile of dirty snow

My one true wish is and I quote

Quit crusading X-mas 'til we all go broke

Go back to the north pole with that so-called cheer

I won't be celebrating until winter's here

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