The Waxies Dargle

Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan

Will ye come to the Waxies' Dargle?

Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan

Sure I haven't got a farthing

I went up to Monto town

To see Uncle McArdle

But he wouldn't lend me a half a crown

To go to the Waxies' Dargle

What’ll ya have? Will ya have a pint?

I'll have a pint with you, sir!

And if one of ya's doesn't order soon

We'll be thrown out of the boozer

Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan

Will ye come to the Galway races?

Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan

With the price of me aul' lad's braces

I went up to Capel Street

To the Jew man moneylenders

But they wouldn't give me a couple of bob

On me aul' lad’s red suspenders

What’ll ya have? Will ya have a pint?

I'll have a pint with you, sir!

And if one of ya's doesn't order soon

We'll be thrown out of the boozer

Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan

We got no beef or mutton

If we went up to Monto town

We might get a drink for nothin'

Here's a nice piece of advice

I got from an aul' fishmonger

When food is scarce and you see the hearse

Well you know you died of hunger

What’ll ya have? Will ya have a pint?

I'll have a pint with you, sir!

And if one of ya's doesn't order soon

We'll be thrown out of the boozer.