I went to san Diego
To see Penny Griego
I was tryin to get my life back together
I bought some baking soda
For my frige in Minnesota
I was trying to get my life
Back together spent a lot of time
Lookin for love
I was like Mickey Gilly
Spent a lot of time looking
For love True love
Is straight up above
I saw Yvonne DeCarlo
At a bus stop in Fargo
North Dakota saw Abe Vigoda
At the ear piercing pagota
In the Westminister Mall
Spent a lot of time
Looking for love
I was like Debra Winger
Spent a lot of time looking for love
True love was straight up above
Saw Gomer Pyle
When I worked in Fashion Isle
As an insecurity guard
But I saw none of theese people
In a churh with a steeple
But that's where I found the biggest star
Spent a lot of time looking for love
True love was straight up above
Go