[00:00.00]I've Got A Wife - Frankie Yankovic
[00:15.80]Oh I got a wife at home
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[00:20.02]I got a wife at home
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[00:23.69]I got a wife she's the apple of my life
[00:27.03]But I wish she would leave me alone
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[00:30.63]When I hear
[00:31.36]Hang your clothes up
[00:32.43]Wipe your feet off
[00:33.60]Goodness sake don't slam the door
[00:35.33]Fix the socket dry the dishes
[00:37.17]Can't you do a single chore
[00:39.11]Hang the picture
[00:40.11]Set the table
[00:40.97]Don't drop ashes on the floor
[00:43.02]Heat the bottle
[00:43.94]Change the baby
[00:45.06]You love me anymore
[00:47.00]He don't love her anymore
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[00:50.64]There he goes right out the door
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[00:54.45]He'll be back about half past ten
[00:57.66]And then she'll start right in again
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[01:16.87]Oh I got a wife at home
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[01:20.98]I got a wife at home
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[01:24.68]I got a wife she's the apple of my life
[01:27.99]But I wish she would leave me alone
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[01:31.68]When I hear
[01:32.34]Tack the shade up
[01:33.29]Wash the windows
[01:34.19]Wipe the handprints off the door
[01:36.16]Change the light bulbs
[01:37.23]Scrub the bathtub
[01:38.11]Pick the toys up from the floor
[01:40.10]Tape the lamp cord
[01:41.21]Make some coffee
[01:42.16]Burn the garbage
[01:43.14]Oil the door
[01:44.04]Get the kids
[01:44.89]And call my mother
[01:46.05]You love me anymore
[01:48.22]He don't love her anymore
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[01:51.82]There he goes right out the door
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[01:55.55]He'll be back about half past ten
[01:58.83]And then she'll start right in again
[02:02.81]Oh I got a wife at home
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[02:07.01]I got a wife at home
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[02:10.77]I got a wife she's the apple of my life
[02:14.06]But I wish she would leave me alone
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[02:17.89]I wish she would leave me alone