dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a"professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.专辑歌曲mp3免费下载-梨梨音乐-无损音乐免费下载网站

dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a"professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

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发布时间: 2024-01-28

专辑《dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a"professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.》简介

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I told my computer I needed more storage space, and now it keeps threatening me with a"virtual bomb" unless I declutter my desktop. Apparently, even technology has a limit to its digital patience.

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In a quirky alternate dimension, Cluckles, a talkative chicken with dreams of stand-up glory, entered"The Coop" comedy club. Armed with puns about turkeys, ducks, and sci-fi, his jokes fell flatter than a pancake in a gravity anomaly. Undeterred, Cluckl

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my prisoner escaped. i had to tie him back up.

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emily, if you are reading this. please come back. i miss you. i just want to see the kids again. im a changed man. ive only been to jail twice this year! im making progress. please.. just comne back.

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i hope the feds dont find my sugar

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the word therapist makes me realize the importance of spaces in sentences. just imagine if there was a space after"the". that would be pretty funny! my 18 year old son once dated a 13 year old girl.

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As I searched my closet for my missing sock, I stumbled upon a forgotten box labeled"Potentially Explosive Fashion." Apparently, my wardrobe choices have reached a level of threat that even my closet is ready to detonate in protest.

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one time when i was an infant i shoved a donut up my rectum and its been up there ever since. ive always referred to it as my"secret little donut" and yank it out halfway whenever i want to show it to people. then they scream and run away. what the HELL

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I told my plant it needed to grow faster, and now it's threatening to unleash a photosynthetic explosion. I guess I should have been more specific when I asked for a lively garden.

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please let me out of the basement

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In the eccentric town of Jesterville, aspiring stand-up comedian Chuckles the clown decided to try his luck at the local comedy club,"The Giggle Factory." Armed with a barrage of puns and slapstick antics, Chuckles aimed to tickle the funny bones of the

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one of these days i need to start my own country where i am immune to the law and if someone causes me a minor inconvenience i have the legal right to send 10 generations of their family to labor camp

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i own 150 copies of star wars battlefront for the playstation 4.

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are forks still banned in canada? the demons in my head are implying that i should bring a fork over the canadian border.

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if subway messes up my order one more time i am going to LOSE IT.

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i clogged the toilet at taco bell and they banned me for life. count your days, taco bell.

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I tried to organize my snacks by"explosive flavor," but now my pantry has declared itself a flavor bomb zone. My potato chips are staging a rebellion, and the popcorn kernels are plotting world domination. It seems my culinary skills have inadvertently t

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there is at least one body buried under my local dave and busters. dont ask how i know.

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my dandruff tastes like candy

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i am addicted to the taste of parmesan cheese. i eat an entire container every day. i just cant get enough of it.

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oh no he's coming upstairs

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i may or may not be in possession of multiple active nuclear warheads

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i like shoving pieces of string cheese up my nose. the tingling feeling is quite satisfying.

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just broke out of the psych ward. whats up guys! i am 100 percent without a doubt safe to be around.

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why are CVS receipts so long? whoever made the receipts must be so incredibly jealous that they're not up to standard with everyone else that they have to compensate by killing trees. that aint cool bro.

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you know what i want right now? Chester's chicken. that chicken is absolutely BOMB and i need a location closer to me.

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what's so special about mcdonalds fries? i dont get the hype. they're so bland and flavorless and I AM IN YOUR WALLS I AM IN YOUR WALLS I AM KNOCKING RIGHT NOW DO YOU HEAR ME??? YOU NEED TO WASH THE DISHES KEVIN. DO IT NOW !!! OR ELSE!!!!!!!

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GOD i HATE IT when somebody comes over to my house and asks why i have HUMAN REMAINS in my closet. like, its none of your business? i personally like to cuddle with the dead. the leftover bones can be used for multiple purposes.

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dear jacob, please refrain from arriving at work without any clothes. HR has already had this discussion multiple times with you. if this behavior persists, your position as a"professional snuggler" will be terminated. thank you and have a nice day.

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i like to collect my dandruff by putting it in a bag and selling it online. its a good alternative to most illegal *** as it is completely legal to own! it's pretty tasty too.

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you know whats funny? one time i went to olive garden and never told my waiter to stop pouring cheese on my pasta. this led to the entire building being flooded with cheese. i have to hand it to them, really. their employees do a great job.

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i dont know how much time i have left. he chopped off both my legs. its only a matter of time before its over for me..

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