We were born in the summer of 2006 at the Spyhouse in Minneapolis. We're 3/4 queer, we're multi-media, we're neither male nor female. We're rock! We are the Central Standard. We set the standard. In the middle. Crass, witty, low brow and serious all at once. Blam. Funny with edge. Edgy with fruit. Vortex with a corsette.