Spin Spin Coupling is too dorky to be indie, too fun to be emo, too heavy to be pop, too poppy to be metal, too sloppy to be taken too seriously. It originally called its music Sensitive Arena Rock, but inspired by a typically-blunt critique from its manager Ricky Sparzo, it has recently taken to describing itself as Superfantastic SlopRock. SSC has endeavored to bring this joyful noise to the people of the upper Midwest and world since 2001. After three EPs, they now present their first-ever full-length record album entitled"This Won't Last Too Long (The Ballad of Ricky Sparzo)."SSC is led by Mike Jensen - a PhD-level classical vocalist who, through natural medication and ritual beating, has brought his vibrato down to a manageable level - on lead vocal and rhythm guitar. He also cranks out most of the band's songs. Cyborg-like Alan Halverson is now in his third post with SSC, playing the role of lead bassist and king of the brown note. Jason"TiennG" Slater recently ascended to lead guitarship, a position that he uses to proselytize to those who doubt the power of rock. After an interim drummer bolted one week prior to his first gig - citing a disdain for the band's"f-ing progrock" - SSC decided to utilize the talents of two drummers: the piledriver Eric Heiserman and smooth persuader Chris Mell, who more often than not alternate on the skins at SSC gigs. Lastly, there is Paul Van Auken, who offers bass lines like Donald"Duck" Dunn sitting in with AC/DC. Through wise use of free agency, the trading block, and its farm system, SSC has over time developed a power-packed G2B2D2 starting six. Lineup now settled, SSC is busy delighting audiences with Mike's vocal prowess and mumbling quips, guitar harmonies that would make Tom Scholz proud, and multi-part harmonies that could make Barry Gibb blush.