There are bands, and then there are groups. And The Frogs, from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, just a short shot north of America's Midwest, are a fine group. These days being in a band means as much about perception as calculation, but there is little manipulation in this group because you see, The Frogs just are; point is they exist. They shouldn't really, because they are either too good for rock and roll, or too politically incorrect to matter. But they are one of the greatest rock groups to come out of the 20th century precisely because they are too good for rock and roll, and too smart to care about caring. Fine tunesmiths, they craft memorable hooks out quite readily before stomping on them because they dare to exist. Nothing is sacred, but the reverence is there for the unspeakable uncomfortability that is at the heart of merging electricity and feeling and commerce. They have neither won nor lost, they persist. Deal with them before they put you in their sights and deal with you by ignoring what you care about. Their agenda is clear; to love, but never in the way you love. Their love is strong, willful, and brutish. make a wish, and they can make it come true. - Billy CorganLyrics : THE SADDEST DAYOhhIt's a sad story I'll sing todayAbout the day when I caughtAidsy aids a-i-d-sOhThe Tower was wetBeneath my pantsBeneath the worldBeneath the universeMy kilting curlsThe kilting ways beyondMy breasts were twinklingDawn was spreading it's lights Across my chestMy chest was the best in the westAnd I was a boyThis was the saddest day of another boyTHEY PROMISED ME THE WORLD :Before all this I was toldOf your beauty I was to beholdWay before the wombOf the time, the place and the roomThey promised me the worldThen they took it all awayNow I've only got youWhat can I sayEverything is rightStill the animals still roam the nightI could have had one of thoseAnd I could have had a scratch or biteI NEED TO KNOW (Petty)Well the talk on the streetSays you might go soloA good friend of mine Saw you leavin' by your back doorI need to know, I need to knowIf you think you're gonna leaveThen you better say soI need to know, I need to know"Cause I don't know how long I can hold onIf you're makin' me wait, if you're leaden' me onI need to knowWho would've thought thatYou'd fall for his lineAll of a suddenIt's me on the outsideI need to knowI need to knowNO ONE LIKES SEXYou know I'm not the only one girlNo no, no one likes sexAgreed upon, take everything offYou're not gonna like itPay no attention to the bloodNo no no, it's gonna be alrightWhen I kill you all the wayYou know they don't even knowI'm out on the looseSo in case you fall in love, agree with meNo one likes sexI made some xxx filmsTurn turn turned me into a starIf you don't believe meWhat's that oscar coin' on my mantel?No no no, no one likes sexNo no no...HOW MANY, TIMES, TIMES, TIMESOh how many times have I told youTo wear your pink triangleWe're goin' someplace specialHow many timesHow many times, times, timesHow many tomes have I told you"I live You"How many times have I told you"I need you"How many timesHow many times, times, times5 times 2 equals 10 months t' liveAfter I caught aids that's all I had leftWith my pink triangleTimes. times, timesHow many times, times, timesDid they say"Don't do it"But I said"I'll do what I want anyway"EVERYONE PRETENDSThey're all aloneThere is no airThis black and blueWe all must shareEveryone pretendsEveryone pretendsNothing ever endsNothing ever endsI brought you love'twas always thereBy breathing youBy breathing airEveryone pretendsEveryone pretendsNothing ever endsNothing ever endsAs if you don'tDon't really careIt's obviousBeneath your stareEveryone pretendsEveryone pretendsNothing ever endsNothing ever endsALL THIS GREYWho's to believe meIf I say I love youCertainly not meI woke up and the sky was drawnI kissed your cheek but the artist was goneWho left this greyAll this greyAll this greyAll you adoreLives inside a canvasCertainly not meI woke up in the flower bedMinus you and the sun what's leftAll this greyAll this greyAll this greyTHE QUILTWhen one is weak, one needs a handWhen one is cold, one needs some warmthWhen one is one, one has the quilt and a nameWhen things get tough, one goes to sleepWhen things get rough, one goes to weepWhen time is up, one knits a name in the quiltGuiltyThe weight of the world isn't fairAll I have left is a lock of your hairWhen one is gone, one comes againWhen all along, one has a friendWithin our hearts, we all commend the quiltGuiltyThe weight of the world isn't fairAll I have left is a world that don't careWhen one is weak, one needs a handWhen one is cold, one needs some warmthWhen one is one, one has the quilt and a nameENJOYWhen the sun turns to tan, I'll take it like a manWhen the sun turns to red, I'll return to bedDisappear destroy magic luck enjoyDisappear destroy magic luck enjoyWhen the sun turns to grey, I'll restore the dayWhen the sun becomes black nothing will I lackDisappear destroy magic luck enjoyDisappear destroy magic luck enjoyWhen the sun turns to green, It'll be a sceneWhen the sun turns to white, I'll create the nightDisappear destroy magic luck enjoyDisappear destroy magic luck enjoyWhen the sun turns to sin, who on earth will win?When the sun turns to you, turn into a zooDisappear destroy magic luck enjoyDisappear destroy magic luck enjoyLAUGHIf there's a face I could makeI would make itIf this would make you laughTransfer my heart to frankenstein'Cause this one's breakin'And your smile turns me onSo go on and laughLaugh, laugh, laughLaughOUT OF LOVEIs that the best you can do?Looks like itI'm not getting involved"Cause I would slaughter you tonightOut of loveOut of loveI'm out of loveOh, my love I have too many feelings I seeI'm not getting involved"Cause I would slaughter you tonightOut of loveOut of loveI'm out of lovePoisoned promises Didn't go down goodAborted dreamsAnd the garbage you stood by and stood forIs that some new garbage on your arm?Looks like itI'm not getting involved"Cause I would slaughter you tonightOut of loveOut of loveI'm out of loveKISSED LIPS = HELLAll in all I've done wellI've kissed your lips, I've gone to hellBut every time I see a star or the moon I've gone too farFireworks undergroundHummingbirds fly aroundNectar drips from my heartThere's a tale but it's too darkShe draws you in, she takes your eyesShe turns your bed into a butterflyIt's not just me, there's a spellI've kissed your lips. I've gone to hellYOU & IIt was hard for you To come to the realization I don't love you anymoreYou can't go onIt's hard to function as a human beingSkid row's alrightBut you never thoughtYou'd wake up here one nightYou made new friendsThey've got a thing for you when the evening endsI said"You and I are no more"I said"You and I never were"You said"You and I had a chance"I said"You and I had one dance"That was all, that was all, that was all LADY B.S.When you sucked me offWell, lady that was bullshitWhen you cut off my jogging pathWell, lady that was bullshitWhen your dog took a chunk out of my assWhen we took a splash in puget soundWhen you pureed my balls in your mouthWell, lady that was bullshitWhen you made the Seattle sun come outWell, lady that was bullshitDon't you think that dog should be on a leash?No, no, no, no, nolady that was bullshitMAY I HELP UYour wrists are slashed in every directionNo note is needed, it's sort of a celebrationDown your throat went a handful of pillsSuddenly you recall you had not made out a willThe cliff is steep, you love the feeling of flyingYou took a gun along, it seems you never stop trying'Your snuff collection is interestingIf your next attempt doesn't work outI'm a friend of yours, may I help youSHE IS THE MOSTWhen I'm alone I understandAnd in my mind I hold your handI close my eyes, I give myself to youThe moon is full, the stars are youngWe have to dance, the time has comeI'll close the door, give yourself to meAnd I love a girl, she is the mostAnd I love a girl, she is the mostHow lucky I to have met youYou're pure of heart and so true blueMy lips are yours, I give myself to youAn angel did fall from the skyTo have met you, how lucky ISleep in my arms, give yourself to me"Count Yer Blessingsz" Credits1. The Saddest DayMade-up song by Dennis & Jimmy Flemion in 1987Dennis Flemion : vocals, keyboards Jimmy Flemion : acoustic guitar2. They Promised Me The WorldWritten by Jimmy Flemion (07/24/1995)Jimmy Flemion : vocals & acoustic guitarsDennis Flemion : keyboards3. I Need To Know Written by Tom Petty (1977)Dennis Flemion : vocalsJimmy Flemion : acoustic & electric guitars4. No One Likes SexWritten by Jimmy Flemion (08/23/1992)Jimmy Flemion : vocals and acoustic guitarDennis Flemion : breaths and keyboards5. How Many Times, Times, TimesMade-up song by Dennis & Jimmy Flemion in 1987Dennis Flemion : vocals, keyboards & drumsJimmy Flemion : piano6. Everyone PretendsWritten by Jimmy Flemion (03/06/1992)Jimmy Flemion : vocals, acoustic guitars & e-bow7. All This Grey Written by Jimmy Flemion (01/13/1992)Jimmy Flemion : vocals and acoustic guitarDennis Flemion : keyboards and backing vocals8. The QuiltWritten by Jimmy Flemion (08/09/1989)Jimmy Flemion : vocals and acoustic guitars9. EnjoyWritten by Jimmy Flemion (09/05/1995)Jimmy Flemion : vocals and acoustic guitar10. LaughWritten by Jimmy Flemion (11/28/1990)Jimmy Flemion : vocals & acoustic guitarsDennis Flemion : keyboards11. Out Of loveWritten by Jimmy Flemion (10/10/1992)Jimmy Flemion : vocals & acoustic guitarDennis Flemion : keyboards12. Kissed Lips = HellWritten by Jimmy Flemion (07/04/1997)Jimmy Flemion : vocals & acoustic guitarsDennis Flemion : keyboards13. You & IWritten by Jimmy Flemion (10/19/1991)Jimmy Flemion : vocals & acoustic guitarsDennis Flemion : keyboards14. Lady B.S.Written by Jimmy Flemion (01/03/1995)Jimmy Flemion : vocals & acoustic guitarDennis Flemion : keyboardsBob Whittaker : answering machine message15. May I help UWritten by Jimmy Flemion (11/28/1992)Jimmy Flemion : vocals & acoustic guitarDennis Flemion : keyboards16. She Is The MostWritten by Jimmy Flemion (03/17/1999)Jimmy Flemion : vocals & acoustic guitar