A Human, Martian, Demon, And Robot Walk Into A Bar was written by Jason Mize of The Many-Splendored Things in 2014. The EP was created as a Kickstarter reward for the space strategy game, Tales From The Strange Universe, but the catchy, original songs stand on their own. If you're curious about The Strange Universe: www.tftsu.comThe Many-Splendored Things are Jason Mize, Diane Timmons, and Andrew Mize. Their website: www.splendoredmusic.comEach of the 4 songs on the EP captures the feel of one of the species that you can play as. Track 1: Human ThemeWoke up with stars in my veins, ain't got no time to complainGotta get the wife and catch the train to the next space launchI'll punch my card and sign my name to any rocket that's got flameSome better world, some better game, I'm moving onSo long, farewell, this world is not my homeSo long, fare-thee-well, I'm off to stars unknown, but I'll not be aloneNot with my 6-gun at my side, and my blushing bride, my doggy and my children tooWe'll make ourselves a home where the aliens roamWe'll cast off our cares and to the stars we'll fare, to kill us a Martian or twoWe'll cast off our cares and to the stars we'll fare, to kill us a Martian or twoWoke up with space between my teeth, can't find no rest and no reliefGonna flee this town just like a thief, I'm moving onI'll punch my card and sign my name to any rocket that's got flameSome better world, some better game, I'm moving onSo long, farewell, this world is not my homeSo long, fare-thee-well, I'm off to stars unknown, but I'll not be aloneNot with my 6-gun at my side, and my blushing bride, my doggy and my children tooWe'll make ourselves a home where the aliens roamWe'll cast off our cares and to the stars we'll fare, to kill us a Martian or twoWe'll cast off our cares and to the stars we'll fare, to kill us a Martian or twoTrack 2: Martian ThemeWith our great big brains we thought a plan that cannot fail We launched into space and through space we set sail We decided to fly the best ships of the line We’ll be so hard to see we’ll be unidentified With their great big brains oh ay oh I just can’t abstain oh ay oh With their big bald heads and skin so grey I just can’t say no, oh no way With their great big brains and skin so green I just do what they say like I’m in a dream We’ll set fire to the cows and steal the women too We’ll shoot a beam through their mind and what we say they will do We’ll abduct them all and keep them in our thrall There won’t be a trace when we take them into space Our tripods will smash all your buildings to ash Your leaders will crawl we’ll make fun of them all We’ll steal all the girls and our flags will unfurl when we conquer your world With their great big brains oh ay oh I just can’t abstain oh ay oh With their big bald heads and skin so grey I just can’t say no, oh no way With their great big brains and skin so green I just do what they say like I’m in a dream With their great big brains and big bald heads I just can’t refuse anything that is saidTrack 3: Demon ThemeI was born one morning in the brimstone and flame My hooves in shackles, my tentacles in chainsBut with a howl and a snort and some crunches and groansI was ready to take that show on the roadI got my wings pulled back and some grease in my hairI shined up my scales so I feel debonairWith my hat tipped forward and some kick to my stepI'm ready to take this show on a tripAnd I say that demons in the village are a wonderful sightWith their eyes like torches burning in the nightWith their claws in the air all ready to smiteDemons in the village are all rightDemons in the village are all rightI've got my hotrod engine revved up tightI'm gonna buzz right up to the satelliteWith my pit beasts howling and a grin on my faceI'm ready to take this show into spaceAnd I say that demons in the village are a wonderful sightWith their eyes like torches burning in the nightWith their claws in the air all ready to smiteDemons in the village are all rightDemons in the village are all rightTrack 4: Robot ThemeWarning, input does not compute Exterminate, exterminate Units must comply Integer overflow Danger, danger , danger This mechanism will self destruct in 3... 2... 1...