Mago wanted to make this song to piss his three teenage boyz off!Video Clip now You Tubehttps://youtu.be/sDFBb4SpFrwLyricsAnyone can write hip hop songs they’re really easy,Butterfingers Draft or brothers like Gambizi,Just add a HEY at the end of all the sample breaks,Have people shout the last word of every line you say.My mum gave me a rhyming dictionary,It should’ve lined the cage of my new canary,I go down the pub and pick up a slapper,My cap on backwards lookin like a rapper.Arms out straight with ya wrists all twisted,Walk around like your feet are blistered,Sayin’ sh*t that doesn’t really matter,I like eating fish but not when cooked in batter.All my school friends are gunna go to uni,I can’t go coz my brain’s so puny,When I leave school I wanna be a banker,But I’d rather skate coz I’m a hip hop wanker.Arms out straight with ya wrists all twisted,Walk around like your feet are blistered,Sample songs and add explicit lyrics,I’d like to see one sung in hieroglyphics.Bliss n Eso think that swearing is cool,They oughta get their hands off their tool,They may have had some songs - sitting in the charts,But I’ve heard better tunes squeezed out as farts,They just speak the words coz none of ‘em can sing,They can’t play instruments, but just check out the bling.When it comes to writing songs I’m the lyrical masta,I don’t need drugs like some wannabe rasta,It’s hard to wipe your bum, when your arms are in plasta,Pumpin’ out my tunes onya ghetto blasta,Just remember this, I like cheese on my pasta.Arms out straight with ya wrists all twisted,Walk around like your feet are blistered,I’m runnin outa breathe yeah I’m needin my inhaler,I gotta job at skewers I’m called Vlad the impaler.Just put ya Arms out straight with ya wrists all twisted,And Walk around like your feet are blistered,Yeah putcha arms out straight with ya wrists all twisted,And Walk around like your feet are blistered.- Repeat and fade_________________________________________________Creditsreleased 08 April 2015for Matt, Brett and JoshMastered by Left of Elephant Soundhttp://www.leftofelephantsound.com.au