Locals Only is the tragic tale of Cunnilingus Jack and his untimely demise. Cunnilingus Jack falls madly in love a the local prostitute and slowly starts realizing that she is becoming bored with him and that he is running out of money. (Snake In My Boot) He is so in love that even in his sleep he can't stop thinking about her and longs to be with her. (Sleepwalk) He eventually spends every last cent and pleads for people to spare there changes so he can buy her love for just one more night. (Nickels & Dimes) Jack finally decides that if he is going to be with his one true love he needs to become rich and settles on robbing a stage coach. He assembles his posse and sets out. When they track down the coach they completely obliterate it with every single bullet they have. After the dust settles Jack notices that he recognizes the stage coach driver. It then dawns on him that he has just killed his closest friend in the entire world for a bag of gold. (Locals Only) A few days go by and Jack is having a difficult time coming to terms with what he has done. He then decides to leave town before anyone discovers the terrible crimes he has committed. (Tombstone) After days of weary travel Jack finds himself in the middle of hostile native territory. A chase then breaks out and Jack runs for his life. After days and days of running he is finally hunted down. In the last moments of his life he finds sweet relief in that fact that he will not be burdened with the murder of his best friend any longer. (Deadman Blues)