"Can you believe it? I finally got off of my handsome a** and recorded my songs after several years of handsome a** sitting. Wow. Who woulda thought? I did. That's who. And Aaron because he's awesome. Let's see... Here at Station Bar and Lounge we like to promote the sexy and absurdly vain Man in Black and his expansive use of four chords and ever so catchy melodies. Sit back, relax, warm up some bacon, slather it on your tummy and enjoy the handsome voice that is just a few seconds away from sensually tickling your ear holes. Thank you. We tolerate your company and transactions." -H (H stands for handsome.)