THE FLOOR IS HOT LAVA!(Hook)The floor is hot lava!The floor is hot lava!Get off the floor ‘cuz the floor is hot lava!And if ya don’t bothaTo listen to us hollaYou betta get ready to be drownin' in the lava!(Verse 1)We got a state of emergency! Declare it with urgency!See, I was in the shower when the floor started burnin’ me!I know it’s illogical to make this thing topicalBut all this bidness I did witness with my own opticalsIt wasn’t just the bathroom that was gettin’ real hotAll the rest of my apartment started meltin’ in spotsSo I bounded ‘cross the tables and the couches for the doorAnd looked back to see the lava poolin’ on the floor!Don’t know if it’s a shifting of the planet tectonicsIf the faultlines got to breakin’ up and slammin’ like OnyxAll I’ve thought is that I gotta put together the phonicsTo warn everyone I can that they floors are demonic!So if you in ya place just sippin’ on a cup of javaOr drinkin’ chianti and eatin’ liver with ya favaYa best go get abducted by a UFO in Marfa‘Cuz all ya floors are ‘bout to turn into some hot lava!(Verse 2)See I was in the club when this was all goin’ onWhen the lava swept the floor just like a stay-at-home momWe all stopped our dancin’ and we stood in disbelief‘Til we witnessed the lava burnin’ off a girl’s weaveThis ain’t no optical illusion confusin’ ya perceptionWhen the lava comes, you best move in a upward directionSo I looked at the problem as glass-half-fullAnd decided to ignore the molten magma poolWe jumped on the tables and danced in defianceOf this deadly lava curse prophesied by the MayansBut when the atmosphere got to fitty-leb’m degreesWe came to the conclusion it was time to leaveSo if you in Hawaii just munchin’ on ya guavaAnd volcanic emission is gettin’ hotter than ya mamaThen I suggest that you best get to the choppa‘Cuz in case you hadn’t noticed, all the floors are hot lava!(Outro)You ain’t safe in BratislavaOr rainy Camp GrenadaRepercussions could be worse than Avada Kedavra!Commandeer you a MerkavaTo save ya sons and daughtersDarth Vader’s Luke’s father, and even he fell in the lava!